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Scorpion King? The bigger the scorpion the less punch they pack so this guy was not much of a threat to us due to his large size.

Code name Scorpion

I woke up and it was still dark. I walked to the bathroom and turned on the light. This guy was right next to my hand. I ran into the bedroom and said "Honey, do you want to sleep or do you want to take pictures of a scorpion?".